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Kiddies Creche

Riddles and Jokes

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short

What has one eye but can not see? A Needle

I am a five letter word. Take away my first letter and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. What am I? EMPTY

What is at the end of a rainbow? The Letter W

What has hands but can not clap? A Clock

What has 4 eyes but can't see? Mississipi

What occurs in once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years? The Letter M

What travels around the world but stays in one spot? Stamp

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: Because he got hit by the rock

 


Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: He got hit by the first monkey

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: He thought it was a game so he joined in

Why did the students eat their homework?
Answer: Their teacher said it was a piece of cake

What am I? I can travel around the whole world but stay in one corner?
Answer: A stamp

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear

What do you call a person that hunts paper towels?
Answer: A bounty hunter

What monster owns the most clothing?
Answer: A wear wolf

Why did the kid bring a ladder to the school?
Answer: Because he was going to high school

Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer: They are always stuffed

What did the envelop say to the stamp?
Answer: Stick with me and we will go places

What did one eye say to the other eye?
Answer: Between you and me something smells

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Answer: Between you and me something smells

What did the clever coin say to the stupid coin?

Answer: Use your sense

Where did Santa Claus go for vacation?

Answer: South Pole


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